It's 5:10 am, and I can't sleep. While lying in bed for half an hour, I thought of some titles for future postings on this site:
Paris Propre: The City of Light's futile attempt to be the City of Clean.
Utilities Fiascoes: How to get your telephone and electricity back on in Paris after they've been turned off for apparently no reason for several days.
Where Have All the Good Chinese Restaurants Gone?: The proliferation of "Asian" delis and the virtual nonexistence of the real thing.
Everyday Fashion in Paris
Misconceptions about the French
Strollers! Strollers! Strollers!
Parisian Hobby: People Watching
Monkeys Coming Out of My Nose, and Other Blunders with the French Language
Are You My Mommy? Daycare in Paris
A Typical Day in the Life of a Parisian Dog
Who are the People in Your Neighborhood? The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker.
Butchering the English Language (e.g. Be Relax, Mister Bed)